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A Mormon & An Irishman On A Plane

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight to London.

After the flight took off, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was duly served.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in digust, "I'd rather be taken advantage of by a dozen jezebels than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman handed his drink back, and said to the attendant, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
 
To be REALLY honest, I have been cleaning those things since I was a little girl. Also, I love to lick the bowls and spoons. I sometimes like it better than when it is baked.
 
Bob Correll said:
I had a blind date last night but I was worried what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there’s an app for just that situation. It’s called “Mom Are You Ok” and it schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date.
If you like her, you just ignore your phone. If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?” It works every time, no worries.

So anyway, I knocked on the girl’s door and it turns out I needn’t have worried at all. She was absolutely gorgeous and stunning! But just when I was about to speak to her, her phone rang.
She answered it and said, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”
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