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Fred was drinking at a bar and the bartender came over to tell him he had a telephone call. Fred had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone to drink it.
So he wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that said: "I spit in my beer."
When Fred returned to the his bar stool there was another note beside his beer:
"I spit in your beer too!"
 
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Erik Tracy said:
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Reminds me of a job I had when I first got out of the Army in '86.
It was a shipping room supply company- boxes, tape & tape dispensers, packing materials.
The boss' office was long and narrow, maybe 8' wide and 18' long.
They sent me in there to fill out my application and when I turned on the light, the first thing I saw were 3 shelves on each wall.
Each shelf was filled, and I do mean FILLED, with beer bottles. FULL beer bottles!
I kept looking at the shelves and thinking to myself that I'd like to cool his office down to about 38* and lock myself in!
And, I told him such when he came in to interview me!
I think it kinda sealed the deal, as I got the job!
 
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