You know you’re getting old when you walk into another room to do something and then forget what it was when you get there. Happens to me now almost daily.
Typical male inquiry, Ginger, or Mary Anne?We were at the cottage, not quite “Gilligans Island” but...
On a recent vacation, the whole family took a boat trip together.
At one point, I made (if I say so myself) an extremely clever joke that worked in a reference to "a three hour tour."
Nothing. Blank stares.
Gilligan, the Minnow, Thurston Howell, Ginger/Mary Ann. All still blank stares. You'd think at least one kid (all 20 somethings) would have seen it on reruns someplace.
That told me I was old.