The Humor Thread

[Bob Correll]

Last night at bedtime, my 8 year old told me he hates his teacher, she's an idiot, and she's out to get him.---which is the last thing you want to hear--

---- when your kids are home schooled.

 

[Erik Tracy]

More home schooling humor

 

[JimK]

 

[Mark Silver]

My friend's kid hated home school so much he called in a bomb threat!

 

[Rich Dahl]

You would have to own a Lab to understand this. In the pursuit of something they are relentless.

 

[Greg in Utah]

I have 2 labs and I agree.

 

[Phil Perrin]

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I had a friend who one time told me that every time I drank a beer, my metabolism was cut in half!
I told her that I'd be dead then!
Yes, I'd had several when she told me this!!

 

[Erik Tracy]

I love leftovers!

 

[Frank in Colorado]

 

[JimK]

 

[Erik Tracy]

 

[Frank in Colorado]

 

[Bob Correll]

My wife said for Christmas take $200 and buy me a Nativity set, if there's anything left over you can spend it on bbq gear.

 

[JKalchik]

I would so be a dead man........

 

[Erik Tracy]

 

[Mark Foreman]

Lack of female supervision....

 

[Rusty James]

 

[Rusty James]

 

[Rusty James]

 

[Rusty James]