The Humor Thread

[JKalchik]

A man goes to prison and the first night while he's laying in bed contemplating his situation, he hears someone yell out, "44!" Followed by laughter from the other prisoners.

He thought that was pretty odd, then he heard someone else yell out, "72!" Followed by even more laughter.

"What's going on?" he asked his cellmate.

"Well, we've all heard every joke so many times, we've given them each a number to make it easier."

"Oh," he says, "can I try?"

"Sure, go ahead."

So, he yells out "102!" and the place is dead quiet save for a few groans. Confused, he looks at his cellmate who is just shaking his head.

"Hey, what happened?"

"Well, some people can tell a joke, some people can't."

Pretty sure this one was 117.......

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[JSaus]

 

[Ed P]

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Looks like a shag rug from the 70s...remember those?

 

[EmoryG]

I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... for the 47th time.

 

[JSaus]

Looks like a shag rug from the 70s...remember those?

Not only remember, but had them. Also had a shag rake and shag nozzle attachment for the vac.

 

[DanHoo]

Looks like a shag rug from the 70s...remember those?

Not sure there is a safe way to answer that.

I'll plead the 5th

 

[Daryl S]

 

[JSaus]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Darren Lebner]

That's like claiming you don't do windows because they're a pane.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

That's like claiming you don't do windows because they're a pane.

Clearly your not seeing through it!

 

[DanHoo]

Clearly your not seeing through it!

My frosted glass shower door shattered this morning. It's unclear how it happened.

 

[JeffG]

 

[LMichaels]

My frosted glass shower door shattered this morning. It's unclear how it happened.

 

[JimK]

 

[Ed P]

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Where's the face palm emoji?

 

[Brad Olson]

That's like claiming you don't do windows because they're a pane.

This one's going to go down as a glassic!