The Humor Thread

[JimK]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[PHolder]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[TonyUK]

Me: I told my boss that I wanted a pay rise.
Boss: "Why?"
Me: "I've been approached by three different companies."
Boss: "Which Companies?"
Me: "Gas, Electricity, and Water."

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Joan]

Me: I told my boss that I wanted a pay rise.
Boss: "Why?"
Me: "I've been approached by three different companies."
Boss: "Which Companies?"
Me: "Gas, Electricity, and Water."

Tony, you have 2 hours to check your spelling. lol

 

[TonyUK]

Tony, you have 2 hours to check your spelling. lol

It was a copy and paste. I can see the grammatical errors, but not the spelyng. (?)

 

[DanHoo]

It was a copy and paste. I can see the grammatical errors, but not the spelyng. (?)

I cnat tpye butt yuu all cna reed this write?

 

[Joan]

It was a copy and paste. I can see the grammatical errors, but not the spelyng. (?)

"Me: I told my boss that I wanted a pay rise." Isn't is pay RAISE?

 

[TonyUK]

"Me: I told my boss that I wanted a pay rise." Isn't is pay RAISE?

Ah, the idiosyncrasies of the English vernacular.
In the UK we get a pay rise. In the US you get a pay raise.
And shouldn't it be, Isn't it pay RAISE?
Pedantry can be a cruel mistress.

 

[Ed P]

Ah, the idiosyncrasies of the English vernacular.
In the UK we get a pay rise. In the US you get a pay raise.
And shouldn't it be, Isn't it pay RAISE?
Pedantry can be a cruel mistress.

"The United States and Great Britain are two countries separated by a common language." - George Bernard Shaw

 

[Joan]

Ah, the idiosyncrasies of the English vernacular.
In the UK we get a pay rise. In the US you get a pay raise.
And shouldn't it be, Isn't it pay RAISE?
Pedantry can be a cruel mistress.

Sorry about that. I thought that might be the reason.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[TonyUK]

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[Ed P]

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