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[Phil Perrin]

 

[Bob Bailey]

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What Happens When You Call 867-5309?

Have you ever wondered what really happens when you call the phone number 867-5309, from the popular 1980s song by Tommy Tutone? Well, we’ve got the answer. Antioch Community High School junior Kennedy Hettlinger put it to the test. She called the number with the area code (847) and...

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[Mark Silver]

 

[John F Ford]

What Happens When You Call 867-5309?

Have you ever wondered what really happens when you call the phone number 867-5309, from the popular 1980s song by Tommy Tutone? Well, we’ve got the answer. Antioch Community High School junior Kennedy Hettlinger put it to the test. She called the number with the area code (847) and...

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years ago I call penn 6-5000 in NY got a hotel dont recall which one. If you are young you probably do not recognize this number.

 

[JKalchik]

years ago I call penn 6-5000 in NY got a hotel dont recall which one. If you are young you probably do not recognize this number.

Let's go in the Wayback Machine, Mr. Peabody!

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[JSaus]

years ago I call penn 6-5000 in NY got a hotel dont recall which one. If you are young you probably do not recognize this number.

Love Glenn Miller. Pennsylvania six five oh oh oh.

 

[Grant Cunningham]

years ago I call penn 6-5000 in NY got a hotel dont recall which one. If you are young you probably do not recognize this number.

I've often thought the reason that the movie "Transylvania 6-5000" didn't do well is because their target audience was too young to get the reference which runs all through the film.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

I've often thought the reason that the movie "Transylvania 6-5000" didn't do well is because their target audience was too young to get the reference which runs all through the film.

Yep, these youngsters don’t know the reference at all. It was a hilarious movie!

 

[Grant Cunningham]

Yep, these youngsters don’t know the reference at all. It was a hilarious movie!

They had me with Geena Davis in her vampire costume...

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Wowzers!!!

 

[DanHoo]

I can remember two things I hated about playing jazz band in high school.
1. when the teacher, conductor wanted all the sax players to learn flute for one song . I, WE, IT sounded like crap
2. when the teacher, conductor wanted the entire gig to sing for one song. I, WE, IT sounded even worse than the flute interlude.

edit: and I even got pronouns in there

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

They had me with Geena Davis in her vampire costume...

Wowzers!!

 

[JSaus]

 

[Brad Olson]

Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 17, 2021 | GoComics.com

View the comic strip for Pooch Cafe by cartoonist Paul Gilligan created December 17, 2021 available on GoComics.com

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[Phil Perrin]

 

[Joan]

 

[Mark Foreman]

 

[Bob Bailey]

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Sometimes?

 

[Bob Correll]

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