The Humor Thread

[Bob Bailey]

When Jussie Smollett's attorney was asked how Jussie reacted to the verdict, he replied " He's not going to beat himself up over it".

That'd be much funnier if Smallett wasn't such a pathetic person.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

That’s a hilarious video! My grandchildren used to sing the whole thing as a duet! “I hate Brenda“ is code for “can we get out of here?” For my wife and I. I laughed so hard the first time I saw it there were tears rolling down my face!

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Mark Foreman]

 

[BFletcher]

 

[Jeff Boudman]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[JeffG]

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AKA Agent 86.....

 

[Darren Lebner]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469408296381530114

 

[T Gabriel]

PS

 

[JKalchik]

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There's a bottle of Four Roses there. That' some pretty decent bourbon.

 

[Joan]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Joan]

 

[Rich Dahl]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT SENIORS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Old age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

 

[Rich Dahl]

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You play Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

 

[Jeff Boudman]

There's a bottle of Four Roses there. That' some pretty decent bourbon.

The present Four Roses is top shelf.
The older is bottom shelf.

 

[JeffG]

My vacation 2021. Looking good......

 

[Darren Lebner]

My vacation 2021. Looking good......

The buns are missing.

 

[Bob Correll]

I took my carbon monoxide detector down because the beeping was making me feel sick and dizzy.