Joan, that went over better than I thought it would!BBQ RULES
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine:
1. The woman buys the food.
2 The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes the dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
Here come the important part:
4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine:
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring him an other beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine:
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, drinks, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10. Everyone PRAISES the Man and THANKS HIM for HIS cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "HER NIGHT OFF". And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.........
Ed, thank goodness MOST of the men here have a very good SENSE OF HUMOR.Joan, that went over better than I thought it would!
Let's see if the group can find the humor in this one. <I'm cringing already>
I'd never get away with that. My wife knows where I keep my guns and ammoJoan, that went over better than I thought it would!
Let's see if the group can find the humor in this one. <I'm cringing already>
Tim, IF you did try the pot roast, do you have a pot holder to handle the hot pot? lolJust found out there's no popcorn in popcorn shrimp.
Guess there's no reason to try pot roast.
Thank you, I have never seen them before. I stopped half-way. Want to wait and watch them with DH. He will get a big kick out of them.An oldie but a goodie. I love the seriousness of the backup singers.
My late mom took the time when she was a kid to learn the alphabet backwards.
Joan, Backyard Barbequers have to have a sense of humor.Ed, thank goodness MOST of the men here have a very good SENSE OF HUMOR.
We're trying to create Michelin starred food, and our guestss are comparing it to Mcdonald's/Taco Bell/Arby's/etc.
This is Pammi and my plans in about 3 years!
Thats getting dangerously close to some of the "food mispronunciations" that were brought up many many pages ago, but also quite true.Brock, there's another comment recently made here that I'm shamelessly stealing: