Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'".
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'".
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walk into a room, people call him 'Your Holiness'".
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38D, 24" WAIST AND 34" HIPS.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God !!!!".