The Humor Thread


 
' he had the bright idea that we should find out who was the Bigger Man and take our shirts off"

Darn Ed, what a disappointment in this story. Didn't think it would be your SHIRTS you took off. lol
 
JKalchik said:
Likewise... to me, Hancock is a small town in da west end of da YooPee, dere ya know, hey. :)

Darn it, I can only upvote this once....
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Ahh.. Just up der' by Houghton Eh? Most of my travels have been in the Eastern section of the UP, the other side of Munising. Every once in a great while though we head through the western side to visit family in da land o'da cheeseheads.
 
Brock Gingery said:
Ahh.. Just up der' by Houghton Eh? Most of my travels have been in the Eastern section of the UP, the other side of Munising. Every once in a great while though we head through the western side to visit family in da land o'da cheeseheads.
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I lived in Houghton for 5 years in college, and I still get up there occasionally. I still chat with one of my math profs (now retired,) once in a while.
 
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'".

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'".

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walk into a room, people call him 'Your Holiness'".

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38D, 24" WAIST AND 34" HIPS.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God !!!!".
 
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