The Humor Thread

[BLever]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[DuaneMac]

A couple days late…

 

[Keith Jenkins]

 

[DuaneMac]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Brenda T]

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Chocolates - who needs chocolates?

 

[BLever]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[JimK]

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#Truth

 

[JimK]

 

[DanHoo]

A daring heist in Pennsylvania has left authorities shell-shocked.

Kudos to the headline writer who's sense of humor went over easy on me

"Authorities scramble to crack case of 100,000-egg heist in Pennsylvania"

One outlet said the case required “some hard-boiled detective work.”

Has the case been cracked yet?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/02/06/pennsylvania-egg-theft-shortage-price/

 

[DanHoo]

After 100,000 eggs stolen, CEO says company will crack down on security

The CEO of Pete and Gerry’s Eggs is speaking out after 100,000 eggs were stolen from one of its facilities in Pennsylvania last weekend.

abcnews.go.com

 

[timothy]

I doubt it was a smash and grab.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Tim Campbell]

Did you hear someone stole the toilet from the local police precinct?

As of now, they've got nothing to go on.

 

[Erik Tracy]

 

[Chris Allingham]

This is a real product that I saw at my local adult beverage warehouse store. I didn’t buy it, but hope it tastes better than its namesake. Regardless, I thought it was pretty humorous and well done.

 

[timothy]

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This is a real product that I saw at my local adult beverage warehouse store. I didn’t buy it, but hope it tastes better than its namesake. Regardless, I thought it was pretty humorous and well done.

They do have some well thought out names.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

One must wonder if it lends itself to increasing flatulence? Perfect for 17 year olds that get someone to buy for them!
Blue Flame Lager?