The Humor Thread
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Rich Dahl
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Getting old 2
Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.
It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.
Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Me: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
Coronacoaster: noun; the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you're loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.
It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.
Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Me: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
Coronacoaster: noun; the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you're loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
Joe Anshien
TVWBB Platinum Member
Joe Anshien
TVWBB Platinum Member
Pulling these off the WGA FB group.
Dwain Pannell
TVWBB Hall of Fame
Mark Silver
TVWBB Wizard
Rusty James
TVWBB Emerald Member
A Jeff MacNelly classic...
Darren Lebner
TVWBB All-Star
Habeas corpses.
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
