The Humor Thread
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Rich Dahl
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
The day after his mother-in-law disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.
"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your mother-in-law," said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news , some good news , and some really great news . Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your mother-in-law's body in the bay."
"Lord sufferin' Jaysus!" exclaimed Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.
"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your mother-in-law," said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news , some good news , and some really great news . Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your mother-in-law's body in the bay."
"Lord sufferin' Jaysus!" exclaimed Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.
Mark Silver
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Bob Bailey
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That'd piss me off and I'm in Northern Nevada!
Phil Perrin
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Phil Perrin
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5 minutes to the beach, an hour to get back home....
Phil Perrin
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Phil Perrin
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Phil Perrin
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Dwain Pannell
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Joe Anshien
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Rich Dahl
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Getting Old
Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.
Getting Old
I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do, it's because I missed my exit.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it,
I love being 80, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.
A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I got up and searched with him.
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.
Getting Old
I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do, it's because I missed my exit.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it,
I love being 80, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.
A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I got up and searched with him.
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Joe Anshien
TVWBB Platinum Member
Pulled this off FB Genesis club.
