The Humor Thread


 
Went to a restaurant not long ago. In a booth across from us, there were two couples on a date. All four had their heads buried in their phones.
 
Years ago, after I got out of the Army, I found myself working in one of the original dollar store warehouses
Just before Thanksgiving, we started pumping more stuff into the 50+ stores we had at the time and we were working 70+ hours a week! It made for some nice paychecks, but it still wore young Phil out!
Now, my roommates at the time knew that I was going to be work very long, 6 day work weeks
I came home about 3 weeks into this ordeal at about 730-8PM one night and asked them what was for dinner
Their response was that they were waiting for me, Mr former Army cook to cook dinner!
MY response was to go ok and I went down to the local burger joint, Rally's if I'm not mistaken, and got a triple burger combo
The looks on their faces when I came back and started eating in front of them and stating, "Oh, you wanted some?"
They never pulled that crap again!
Great response, and even better burger place that and Steak and Shake they have neighbor out west here. Love Rallys fries too.
 
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When we are at the cottage pretty much all of us leech a little restaurant internet but, only for a few minutes. conversation is a dying art! That reminds me I need to text my electrician!
 
Great response, and even better burger place that and Steak and Shake they have neighbor out west here. Love Rallys fries too.
Rally's had the BEST fast food burgers!
I think it was Checker's that had great battered fries
I'd go to Rally's and get a burger, then go get some Checker's fries and be a happy young Phil!
 

 

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