The Humor Thread

[Mark Silver]

 

[Tim Campbell]

Some decent Dad jokes. No particular order.

1. What do pirates pay for corn?
(About a Buccaneer)

2. What did one hat say to the other?
(You sit tight. I'll go on ahead)

3. Hear about the bees' wedding?
(The service was a bit sticky, but the reception was fantastic)

4. How come you can't see elephants hiding in trees?
(Because they're really freaking good at it)

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Mark Foreman]

 

[DanHoo]

 

[Doug D]

 

[LMichaels]

This was too funny to not share, though will likely get deleted.

 

[DanHoo]

I haven't heard the word "davenport" since the late 60s which was ( I think ) the last time I was in Milwaukee.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

My family used Davenport when I was young after I got out of Jr. High school it seems like we changed to sofa!
I have not actually listened to the link yet though.

 

[LMichaels]

I haven't heard the word "davenport" since the late 60s which was ( I think ) the last time I was in Milwaukee.

My inlaws used what was nearly a different language.

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[PHolder]

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Years ago we came home to find our Choc Lab had done the same to our couch. Seemed really happy about what he'd accomplished.

 

[BryanO]

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*Offer applies to brown eye tests only

 

[Jeff Boudman]

 

[Tim Campbell]

This was too funny to not share, though will likely get deleted.

Lol. "Drive your a** back to Illinois. "

 

[Bob H.]

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He kinda looks proud of his accomplishment......

 

[JeffG]