Ed P
TVWBB Platinum Member
If that's a campfire video, he either must be in a no burn zone or he's even lazier than I am...
The Humor Thread
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Mark Silver
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Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
Phil Perrin
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Phil Perrin
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JSaus
TVWBB Wizard
No kidding. If you, a relative, neighbor or anyone you have ever talked to have passed within 700 miles of Camp Lejeune........
Tim Campbell
TVWBB Emerald Member
(I'm drawing on my Scotch-Irish roots here. I've no intention of upsetting anyone. I will not use affected accents, but you get the idea.)
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An American, a Frenchman, and an Irishman belly-up to a bar together, ordering pints of beer. As the barkeep sets down their pints, three flies simultaneously fall from the ceiling, dead, into each respective man's pint glass. Their reactions vary.
The Frenchman cries out, "This is disgusting! I will not stand for this, Barkeeper. Replace my beer at once."
The American casually removes the fly from his beer, takes a long swig, and exclaims, "Huh. That was weird. They fell right into our beers. What're the odds?" He finishes the beer.
But the Irishman? The Irishman immediately grabs hold of the fly, lifts it out of his pint glass, and screams, "ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE BAST**D!!! SPIT IT OUT THIS MINUTE!!!"
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Cheers to the weekend, folks.
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An American, a Frenchman, and an Irishman belly-up to a bar together, ordering pints of beer. As the barkeep sets down their pints, three flies simultaneously fall from the ceiling, dead, into each respective man's pint glass. Their reactions vary.
The Frenchman cries out, "This is disgusting! I will not stand for this, Barkeeper. Replace my beer at once."
The American casually removes the fly from his beer, takes a long swig, and exclaims, "Huh. That was weird. They fell right into our beers. What're the odds?" He finishes the beer.
But the Irishman? The Irishman immediately grabs hold of the fly, lifts it out of his pint glass, and screams, "ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE BAST**D!!! SPIT IT OUT THIS MINUTE!!!"
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Cheers to the weekend, folks.
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
No worries. I read them with the affected accents.(I'm drawing on my Scotch-Irish roots here. I've no intention of upsetting anyone. I will not use affected accents, but you get the idea.)
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An American, a Frenchman, and an Irishman belly-up to a bar together, ordering pints of beer. As the barkeep sets down their pints, three flies simultaneously fall from the ceiling, dead, into each respective man's pint glass. Their reactions vary.
The Frenchman cries out, "This is disgusting! I will not stand for this, Barkeeper. Replace my beer at once."
The American casually removes the fly from his beer, takes a long swig, and exclaims, "Huh. That was weird. They fell right into our beers. What're the odds?" He finishes the beer.
But the Irishman? The Irishman immediately grabs hold of the fly, lifts it out of his pint glass, and screams, "ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE BAST**D!!! SPIT IT OUT THIS MINUTE!!!"
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Cheers to the weekend, folks.
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
I've been exposed to lawyers. I deserve compensation.
Darren Lebner
TVWBB All-Star
What are the odds? Two "swine flu" jokes in a row!
