The Humor Thread

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Brian_D]

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I had a little Beagle/Cocker mix that did this to a garage door. Not the one you walk through, No! The big wooden one that you drive through!

 

[JimK]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Tim Campbell]

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Darren Lebner]

This was too funny to not share, though will likely get deleted.

WHOA!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1580381366314598401

 

[PHolder]

 

[PHolder]

 

[PHolder]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[LMichaels]

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My dad actually did that (accidentally). His garage is somewhat short but really wide. He had a big Mercury Gran Marquis. He pulled in one evening, then realized not far enough. No problem, he got halfway in the car, figured he'd inch it forward a bit. Well it did not have the shifter interlock that is now mandated. So rather than the brake he was on the gas and only half sitting in the car. Yep, he put the entire front end through his dining room wall. The only thing keeping him from going through and into the basement staircase was the garage floor is about 10" lower than the house floor. BTW that is a gorgeous Caddy there

 

[JSaus]

I do not know what they are thinking with garage sizes. My last house's garage was only about 6 inches longer than my truck. I bumped the wall several times. Built garage in my new house 4 feet deeper and love it.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

If my garage was 4 feet deeper, I’d just have more crap!

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Darren Lebner]

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I would just light a fire to draw the rescuer's attention.

Or maybe not.

 

[Doug D]

Yup.

 

[JimK]

 

[Mark Silver]