I like that!
I resemble that remark !The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
I used to work with a girl who's family lived 2 doors away from John Wayne Gacy. She said he used to give all the neighbors packages of "ground meat". He gave some to her dad and he opened them. She said they looked and smelled funny. Her dad asked why. He told him it was venison and that is how it smells. Her dad threw it away. She said when they started digging up his house they knew. But, she said thankfully her dad never cooked any of it
Boo....... send lawyers, guns & money....