Forgive me if I ranted about this earlier in this thread because I probably did, but...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is up with these IPA jagoffs insisting on calling their beers "juicy"? A piece of nicely cooked protein can be juicy. Fruit can be juicy. There's even Juicy Fruit gum.
But *BEER* is a *LIQUID*. Nobody ever talks about juicy soda. Or juicy Kool-Aid. Or juicy water. Or even juicy blood. Just give it a freakin' rest, you arrogant hop junkies.
The rest of you can just get your d*mn *sses off my lawn.