The Humor Thread

[J Grotz]

I just found out today was National Grammar Day. Hello, Joan? aren’t you supposed to let us know about these things?

 

[timothy]

Why do Doctors call what they do practice?

Because to practice for as long as they do requires patients ( Bada boom)

 

[Bob Correll]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Joan]

I just found out today was National Grammar Day. Hello, Joan? aren’t you supposed to let us know about these things?

Sorry, I didn't think anyone was reading my posts. lol

 

[JKalchik]

Sorry, I didn't think anyone was reading my posts. lol

I'm sorry, Joan. Did you say something?

 

[Joan]

Yes, I said, FYI - Today is National Cheese Doodle Day lol

 

[J Grotz]

Yes, I said, FYI - Today is National Cheese Doodle Day lol

 

[Ed P]

In the commercial printing industry, we used a xylene-based solvent for cleaning, It was always a treat to send a rookie out for a cup of solvent with a Styrofoam cup.

And along those same lines, if you spilled any of that solvent on your hands it will take the oil out of your skin and will cause a burning/itching sensation as it evaporates. I watched a rookie spill some down the front of his pants once, and started counting to myself...yep, he got to about the count of ten before he took off running and screaming to the restroom. And when he came out some time later, he did the same foolish thing again, although he didn't delay before he took off for the restroom that time.

 

[Rich Dahl]

 

[Joe Anshien]

Smoking crab. Not sure if the link will post but here is a try.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=3148377371930408

 

[BryanO]

True statement.

 

[timothy]

If you boil a funny bone it becomes laughing stock, is that humerus?

 

[JKalchik]

If you boil a funny bone it becomes laughing stock, is that humerus?

Oh, BOO! <scurries of to pass it on>

 

[Mark Foreman]

 

[Mark Foreman]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[JimK]

 

[Phil Perrin]