The Humor Thread

[Chris Allingham]

Hey guys, it's time once again for me to remind everyone that I'm trying to keep things classy around here, so please no penis, fart, poop, or boob jokes. Also no jokes that disparage woman.

Thanks,
Chris

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[JSaus]

Also no jokes that disparage woman.

Can we disparage men?

 

[Mark Silver]

Can we disparage men?

 

[Darryl - swazies]

I laugh at farts......most of the time.....and we all do it..........fart that is.......maybe not all of us laugh at them.......

 

[John_NJ]

 

[Keith Jenkins]

 

[DuaneMac]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[DanHoo]

I'd like to ask everyone here to sign an online petition to ban pre shredded cheese.




Yes, that's it.





I'm trying to make America GRATE again.

 

[John_NJ]

I'm trying to make America GRATE again.

It’s possible that pun is borderline illegal…

 

[Ed P]

It’s possible that pun is borderline illegal…

And it's probably bad for the constitution, too.

 

[DanHoo]

And it's probably bad for the constitution, too.

I'll admit it was cheesy

 

[Ed P]

I'll admit it was cheesy

Pardon me?

 

[John_NJ]

And it's probably bad for the constitution, too.

Not if it passes…

 

[Ed P]

Not if it passes…

America may be grating again, but I'm just embarrassed. Too much gas can't be good for the environment. I should probably layoff the cheese.

 

[John_NJ]

America may be grating again, but I'm just embarrassed. Too much gas can't be good for the environment. I should probably layoff the cheese.

Bread and butter issues are of grater interest to me

 

[Doug D]

And the math is correct.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Bread and butter issues are of grater interest to me

I’d “loaded” a fairly good one but deleted, as it shall not pass. (That’s as close as I will go)
Chris is dead on as to “propriety” and being a site dedicated to a “Higher degree of elegance.” As a friend of many years said.