The Humor Thread

[JSaus]

If a lama with one L is a holy man, and a llama with 2 L's is a beast of burden......what is a 3L lama?
A big fire in Boston.

Love the Boston accent. Drop the R at the end of the word and stick it at the end of a word that ends in a vowel. "Ida has a car" becomes "Ider has a ca".

 

[Mark Silver]

A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency.
The social worker raised doubts about their suitability.
The couple then produced photos of their 50-foot motor home, which was clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social worker then raised concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.”
Then the social worker expressed concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"Our nanny will be a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet.”
The social worker was finally satisfied and asked, "What age of child are you hoping to adopt?”
"It doesn't really matter ... as long as the kid fits in the cannon."

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Rusty James]

 

[BFletcher]

 

[BFletcher]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[JKalchik]

Winter and 2 weeks of bad ice fishing.

 

[TonyUK]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[JimK]

 

[Erik Tracy]

I SO relate to this

 

[JeffG]

 

[LMichaels]

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Not me. I want to go back to the 50s (or at least pre-Beatles America).

 

[DanHoo]

 

[John F Ford]

Not me. I want to go back to the 50s (or at least pre-Beatles America).

Amen to returning to 50s

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Phil Perrin]