The Humor Thread

[JeffG]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Brad Olson]

Carbonated water is water with dissolved carbon dioxide. The oceans absorb substantial amounts of carbon dioxide, and are, by far, the largest reservoir of carbon on earth. The ocean, with around 38,000 gigatons (Gt) of carbon (1 gigaton = 1 billion tons), contains 16 times as much carbon dioxide as the terrestrial biosphere.

Therefore, I'd argue that a substantial portion of the water (the oceans) on earth is, in fact, carbonated.

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Thank you, Sheldon.

 

[Mark Foreman]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Joe Anshien]

Carbonated water is water with dissolved carbon dioxide. The oceans absorb substantial amounts of carbon dioxide, and are, by far, the largest reservoir of carbon on earth. The ocean, with around 38,000 gigatons (Gt) of carbon (1 gigaton = 1 billion tons), contains 16 times as much carbon dioxide as the terrestrial biosphere.

Therefore, I'd argue that a substantial portion of the water (the oceans) on earth is, in fact, carbonated.

Prove it....Where are the bubbles, we need bubbles;-)

 

[BFletcher]

 

[Richard in NS]

 

[JeffG]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[JeffG]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Joe Anshien]

I went to Walmart today, and I was there for literally 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

 

[Darren Lebner]

Any of our female forum members missing lately?

Woman Busted For Meat Attack On Male Partner

AUGUST 9--A Florida Woman is facing a domestic assault charge for allegedly throwing a raw steak at her partner during a confrontation Sunday night in their residence. Police say Rochelle Wright, 42

www.thesmokinggun.com

 

[C Lewis]

Any of our female forum members missing lately?

Woman Busted For Meat Attack On Male Partner

AUGUST 9--A Florida Woman is facing a domestic assault charge for allegedly throwing a raw steak at her partner during a confrontation Sunday night in their residence. Police say Rochelle Wright, 42

www.thesmokinggun.com

Domestic assault when it didn't even hit him?
"The complaint notes that the steak--identified as a “weapon”--was not confiscated by police." That's a little silly IMO.

 

[Bob Bailey]

Domestic assault when it didn't even hit him?
"The complaint notes that the steak--identified as a “weapon”--was not confiscated by police." That's a little silly IMO.

It's a silly world!

 

[Darren Lebner]

Domestic assault when it didn't even hit him?

Miss steaks happen all the time!

 

[Darren Lebner]

"The complaint notes that the steak--identified as a “weapon”--was not confiscated by police." That's a little silly IMO.

The police need to beef up their evidence gathering procedures. I assume the judge will chuck the case out of court, unless the prime suspect goes on the lamb beforehand. It's rare for cases like this to reach a guilty verdict. Tough call.