The Humor Thread

[Rich Dahl]

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

My photographs don't do me justice---they look just like me.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle---keep away from children.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

 

[C Lewis]

Always carry a knife when you go in the woods.

If you get lost, begin to sharpen it.

Before too long, someone from the internet will come along to tell you that you're doing it wrong, and you can then follow them out to the nearest road.

 

[BFletcher]

 

[BFletcher]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[DanHoo]

 

[Darren Lebner]

If this isn't appropriate for the TVWBB humor thread, then nothing is!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1549725065465544704

 

[Bob Bailey]

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That must be for people who don't eat bacon or can't figure out how to save the drippings

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Ed P]

That must be for people who don't eat bacon or can't figure out how to save the drippings

It's probably free of nitrates/nitrites for the health-conscious would be my guess.

 

[DanHoo]

John Gordon's Bacon Up Bacon Grease - Get Your Bacon Up Today

Bacon Up is 100% authentic bacon grease, from high-quality bacon rendered in John Gordon’s traditional smokehouse process.

baconup.com

 

[Ed P]

It's probably free of nitrates/nitrites for the health-conscious would be my guess.

Or not.

 

[DanHoo]

 

[Rich Dahl]

Getting Old

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I used to be able to do cartwheels. Now I tip over putting on my underwear.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... so she hugged me.

My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else....

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

I thought growing old would take longer.

 

[JSaus]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[JeffG]

 

[Bill F in Ontario]

 

[Darren Lebner]

Sit down, sip a coffee or tea, and tell me you aren't moved by this.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1550156492849954819

 

[TonyUK]