The Humor Thread

[TonyUK]

Well, at least he didn't kneel over hole and nonchalantly strike the match. That would have been much more entertaining and may even have taken another idiot out of the gene pool

He came close to picking up the Darwin Award.
I like the way the two dogs are standing back. They know he's doing something really stupid.
(I initially thought a big jet of flame was going to give hime a new haircut).

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[JimK]

 

[Mark Foreman]

When I see rich,
snooty looking
women at the
supermarket, I
pretend to need
something and
say: " Excuse Me,
Do You Work
Here?" just to
keep things real.

 

[Ed P]

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I need one of these for when I take the wife shopping...

 

[Rusty James]

 

[Joan]

You're either too young, or too old. I'll go with too young....

It's a line from a white rap musician who was accused of plagiarism.

Thank you, yes, yes, oh much too, too young.

 

[DanHoo]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Rich Dahl]

I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.



You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.

 

[LMichaels]

I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.



You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.

You can sit on the floor?

 

[Brenda T]

You can sit on the floor?

I'm impressed too!

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

I just crawled under the dining room table to see what was going on with the legs, it needs some restoration work. Getting out from under that was a lot more time consuming than it was the last time I was down there!

 

[Joan]

Timothy, WHO'S legs did you say you were looking at? lol

 

[Rich Dahl]

You can sit on the floor?

Only if I'm near something that I can pull my sorry butt back up with. Barb is two years older than me and gets down and up off the floor like a 16 year old.

 

[Darren Lebner]

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Obligatory Web classic:

 

[Joan]

Oh, I will have to get DH the "Chuck Norris Sweat" candle.

 

[JimK]

Obligatory Web classic:

They must sell a ton in the burrito fart scent.

 

[Chad-Burnt to a T]

Only if I'm near something that I can pull my sorry butt back up with. Barb is two years older than me and gets down and up off the floor like a 16 year old.

Oh what a wide open door you left here. Luckily I read a thread about being nice by some chick that posts here so it shut the door to the humor on my side or pain on your side I could have inflicted.

 

[LMichaels]

I need one that is diesel and Shell Rotella T-6 scented