The Humor Thread


 
If you can't think of a word, say, "I forgot the English word for it." That way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot

I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

I'm getting tired of being part of a major historical event.

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do, it's because I missed my exit.
 

 

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