The Humor Thread

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Darren Lebner]

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I don't get it. That's a pick showing early retirement.

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[LMichaels]

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Nah if it was Fred there would not be shoe prints. He was barefoot

 

[Darren Lebner]

Nah if it was Fred there would not be shoe prints. He was barefoot

There would have been no footprints, either.

 

[JSaus]

Our St Louis forecast for this week

 

[JimK]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[BFletcher]

 

[DanHoo]

A California winery managed to create a new type of wine by crossing Pinot Blanc with Pinot Grigio. As a side effect, it reduces the number of times people need to get up to pee during the night. It is being marketed in retirement homes around the world as Pinot More.

 

[JSaus]

 

[Ed P]

 

[Bruce]

That is soooooo Verrrrryyyy freeeeeking true.

 

[JimK]

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In both cases, the subject walks into a back wall.

 

[Darren Lebner]

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Now watch the movie:

 

[BrianCal]

 

[Bruce]

Just doing a burn in honey. No don't call 911. But you can call Cost Cutters and cancel my hair cut appointment for tomorrow.

 

[Rich Dahl]

 

[Rich Dahl]

 

[Bob Correll]

Heavy snowfall on its way here, so come on by!