The Humor Thread

[BFletcher]

 

[BryanO]

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So if I was doing 100mph when the cop pulled me over……how many feet did it take me to come to a complete stop…...just staying with the thread.

Just 1 foot. The one on the brake pedal.

 

[DanHoo]

Just 1 foot. The one on the brake pedal.

Or the gas pedal on LA freeways...

 

[Mark Silver]

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So if I was doing 100mph when the cop pulled me over……how many feet did it take me to come to a complete stop…...just staying with the thread.

 

[Bob Correll]

 

[Rusty James]

Stay turned for more ideas...

 

[Brad Olson]

But, if you have a nine pound standing rib roast, seasoned and herb crusted, ambient temperature is 27* F., with a west wind of 6mph gusting to 22. How many coals per side for a classic indirect method would you require for the roast to reach 128* while finishing the third scotch?

What size is the Scotch?

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

What size is the Scotch?

Double

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Phil Perrin]

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L, this went on both Twitter and Facebook!
Thanks for the many laughs it got!

 

[BFletcher]

 

[LMichaels]

I'm ready for the endless succession of boosters

 

[JKalchik]

I'm ready for the endless succession of boosters

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I'd like that shirt simply for insulin injections.

 

[Ed M.]

 

[Mark Foreman]

 

[Jeff Boudman]

 

[JimK]

 

[JimK]

 

[PHolder]

 

[DanHoo]

This ad comes up often when reading threads about pork butt.