The Humor Thread

[Joan]

Mark, made me smile also, (and shed a few tears)

 

[JimK]

 

[D Livingston]

My wife always says ‘You never listen to me.’

And I always reply with the only appropriate response there is:

’What?’

I can tell you from experience that to recite back, word for word, the last two or three sentences she said is absolutely NOT the appropriate response.

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Bob Bailey]

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Ain't that the truth !

 

[Ed P]

50 years later and she still remembers the time that...

 

[JimK]

 

[JimK]

 

[Jeff Boudman]

 

[Mark Foreman]

 

[Bob Correll]

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[Ed P]

That's the look I get when she says, "Did you just fart?"

 

[C Lewis]

 

[LMichaels]

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Unless you're on the Illinois Tollway. Than it can be the extra 10 miles!

 

[Mark Foreman]

Unless you're on the Illinois Tollway. Than it can be the extra 10 miles!

Plus toll…..

 

[Mark Silver]

speaking of going that extra mile…

 

[JKalchik]

Unless you're on the Illinois Tollway. Than it can be the extra 10 miles!

I'm fairly sure that IDOT's mottoe is "Ya'll can see it from here, but ya can't get there!"

 

[JSaus]

Unless you're on the Illinois Tollway. Than it can be the extra 10 miles!

I was in Chicago and ended up in Wisconsin by mistake. Toll both ways. You pay for your mistakes up there.

 

[JimK]

 

[Ed P]

I'm fairly sure that IDOT's mottoe is "Ya'll can see it from here, but ya can't get there!"

I had to read that more than once...couldn't figure out what IDIOT is he talking about?