My Family's dogs do the same thing. One Mixed Huskey and one Purebred. The Purebred argues with us cause he's worried he will be left behind in his crate and must therefore voice his disapproval.
Based on the Illinois plate I'm guessing the T-Bird driver parked in what was once a sparsely occupied part of the the lot but wound up spending more time in the store than planned (Look, Marge...they gots that Ying-Ling beer!), and other cars filled in.Not humor but where else to put it? Well, probably Just Conversation. My Wife is at Kroger and snapped this beauty. I had a '77 T-Bird when I was a teenager and currently have a 2004. If I had this one I don't think I'd park it there. Here's my feeble attempt at making it humorous: that guy isn't even checking it out, lol. My luck, he's one of our members.
"OK, let's go over the plan one last time. We tangle the leashes, he trips and hits his head, and we eat like kings!!"
Oh, not ours! They have 18 teeth between the 2 of them!They can be quite tenacious little toothy critters.