The Humor Thread

[LMichaels]

It's because every time someone sneezes everyone else "soils" themselves

 

[JKalchik]

Shamelessly swiped from Twitter, #QuarantineCats.

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Bob Correll]

I hung a world map on the wall, gave my wife a dart and said:
"throw this, and wherever it lands, I'm taking you there for a holiday when this pandemic is over".

Looks like we'll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.

 

[LMichaels]

This is a little dark but I still laughed. I know I shouldn't but I did

 

[Rich Dahl]

 

[Rich Dahl]

 

[Jeff Boudman]

 

[Jeff Boudman]

 

[Jeff Boudman]

Thank goodness!

 

[Rich Dahl]

 

[Rich Dahl]

I finally finished my panic room

 

[JeffG]

 

[JeffG]

 

[JeffG]

 

[Brad Olson]

Our lives must've been so boring before Photoshop came along!

 

[JeffG]

 

[Brad Olson]

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It's out of his league. Clearly James Earl Jones is called for.

 

[Phil Perrin]

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We stocked up.
Just in case, ya know?

 

[Jason in CA]

Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones, no Samuel l Jackson screaming I'm sick and tired of this "#$# ¥¢*(- o.