did I ever tell you the story about the time I tried to light the pilot light in my furnace? (no, I know

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So I'm in my old warehouse >16 years ago, tinkering with the furnace. I have a propane bottle connected to a torch. I think I was testing for a bad thermocouple so I hit it with the torch and HISSSSSSS, the gas valve opens. I stuffed the torch into/near the burner tube as quick as I could and (small) Boom! I don't think I lost any hair but maybe (I've had much worse

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I replace most of my own stuff but trust a pro! (this coming from a guy who's done a few self-repairs on my garage door, called in a pro ~3 weeks ago, and somehow there's a brand new garage door now.
Appliances I've replaced myself:
Dishwasher (wasn't one there, had to remove/modify a cabinet)
Replaced failed electric range/oven with gas (I ran the gas line, had a pipefitter cousin come do the final connections)
Water heater (did gas, water, & exhaust vent mods myself (~300) (did the same thing with the pool heater, saved >$1200) Pool pump: saved $800 just off the cost of the pump by ordering online.
When I had my furnace replaced ~10 years ago, I considered doing that myself - labor is >60% of the cost. Then I remembered I'm not a tin bender.