The Humor Thread

[Brad Olson]

Have you noticed that it is now called "KFC" and not "Kentucky Fried CHICKEN?"
That is because their stock has been so genetically modified that they are no longer allowed legally to call them actual "chickens."
The franchises use so much of the product that they are bred without beaks or feet, hence the "KFC" moniker now.
Nowhere in the restraunts will you ever see the actual word "chicken" because legally they are not chickens anymore.











;-)

You're about 10 days too late, bub...

 

[Frank in Colorado]

^^- I had no idea what you were talking about... until I counted back on the colander... LOL!

 

[Bob Correll]

 

[JimK]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Frank in Colorado]

Moderator, please give us a "groan" icon!

(most of my postings fall into that category as I am a "groan man")

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[D Livingston]

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What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?


It's butt.

 

[Frank in Colorado]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Bob Correll]

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?


It's butt.

What does one bug say to the other right before hitting the windshield?

No we'll see who has the most guts!

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

What does one bug say to the other right before hitting the windshield? While playing chicken!

No we'll see who has the most guts!

Just punched that up a bit

 

[JimK]

 

[Brad Olson]

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I wonder how many people here don't understand it!

 

[Bill F in Ontario]

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I wonder how many people here don't understand it!

 

[LMichaels]

Amazon has the "lost episodes" going back to 1951 when Pert Kelton was Alice before she got blackballed by McCarthy

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Frank in Colorado]

^^That is classic, thanks for reminding me of it!