The Humor Thread

[DuaneMac]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Brock Gingery]

It took me .3 seconds to have a Monty Python flashback on seeing that photo. Honestly though, moose bites can be very serious.

 

[Brock Gingery]

"Little did they know, water was found when Ralph went searching for his ball in the stand of the newly discovered Martian trees..."

 

[JKalchik]

It took me .3 seconds to have a Monty Python flashback on seeing that photo. Honestly though, moose bites can be very serious.

A moose bit my sister once.

 

[Brock Gingery]

A moose bit my sister once.

Was she the one carving her initials into the moose with her toothbrush at the Loveli lake?

 

[LMichaels]

Muskie bites can be pretty darn bad as well. Recall one year visiting my wife's cousin who lived on a lake in MN. Out swimming near the dock there was a splash and one of the kids came out awfully bloodied from a Muskie (fresh water shark)

 

[JKalchik]

Was she the one carving her initials into the moose with her toothbrush at the Loveli lake?

For anybody wondering about what we're laughing about, it's the opening credits from Monty Python the Holy Grail.

 

[Brock Gingery]

Muskie bites can be pretty darn bad as well. Recall one year visiting my wife's cousin who lived on a lake in MN. Out swimming near the dock there was a splash and one of the kids came out awfully bloodied from a Muskie (fresh water shark)

Only comment I will make on it so we don't hijack the thred and in agreement with LMichaels, even handling the gills of Muskie and Pike can be bad, as the grill plate can slice you open if you aren't careful. The problem isn't necessarily the bite or cut, it's the probability of infection due to introduction of bacteria. Tasty fish though, and a blast to catch.

 

[Bob Bailey]

 

[JKalchik]

Only comment I will make on it so we don't hijack the thred and in agreement with LMichaels, even handling the gills of Muskie and Pike can be bad, as the grill plate can slice you open if you aren't careful. The problem isn't necessarily the bite or cut, it's the probability of infection due to introduction of bacteria. Tasty fish though, and a blast to catch.

Somebody I used to know up in da YooPee was hauling in a muskie that was flailing around and gnashing it's teeth when he heard from a nearby boat "WE SWIM IN THIS LAKE!!!!"

 

[Brock Gingery]

Somebody I used to know up in da YooPee was hauling in a muskie that was flailing around and gnashing it's teeth when he heard from a nearby boat "WE SWIM IN THIS LAKE!!!!"

Ya the big ol' toothy cridders' up dere in da land o' da jack pines can be pretty fierce, butcha' know sometimes it's a heck uvah lot safer diving inta da water dan riskin' bein' carried off by a flock of hummin' bird sized skeetos... Unless it's da superior lake... don be jumpin' in dere.

 

[Brock Gingery]

For dose of ya dat don' know nuttin bout da Superior State, dere's a couple o tings Dat need some splainin'. First ting, in da U.P. we don' splain tings. Second...

And lastly, dose who live below da bridge is known as trolls. Da tourists who come up over da bridge is a called fudge suckers. And if ya go past da iron mountains you enter da land o' da cheese heads. Dey's like second cousins twice removed to a bona fide Yooper, eh..

 

[Brock Gingery]

 

[LMichaels]

"It's da second week of deer camp I got a swollen head. Lyin' wit da dust ball underneat my bed"

 

[Brock Gingery]

"It's da second week of deer camp I got a swollen head. Lyin' wit da dust ball underneat my bed"

"An Icy breeze is blowin in trou da tongue an groove, my pants are frozen to da floor an I'm too sick to move."
Mr Michael's. I can't tell you how glad I am that you had my back on that one.

 

[LMichaels]

"An Icy breeze is blowin in trou da tongue an groove, my pants are frozen to da floor an I'm too sick to move."
Mr Michael's. I can't tell you how glad I am that you had my back on that one.

Not only your back, but, squirreled away somewhere in my basement I have the album

 

[Chris Allingham]

Only comment I will make on it so we don't hijack the thred

Oh, it's been thorougly hijacked.

 

[Brad Olson]

Never had chitterlings, perfectly willing to try, no idea how to cook them. Need to find a wise person to share!
Oh, I’m told that Guinea pig is quite delicious!

I've only done them one way. Clean well, cut in 2" pieces and boil in salted water for an hour, drain then roll in cornmeal and fry until golden brown. Usually eat them in a sammich on white bread with mayo. That's the way I first had them 50 some years ago. Been years since I've had them. Not easy to find around here.

Have you tried a pet store?

 

[John_NJ]