The Humor Thread
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Erik Tracy
TVWBB Pro
British Highschoolers try southern biscuits and gravy
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
Papa D Bryan
TVWBB Member
This has to refer to beans on toast…right?
DanHoo
TVWBB Olympian
Wife: DO YOU DRINK BEER?
Husband: YES
Wife: HOW MANY BEERS A DAY?
Husband: USUALLY ABOUT THREE.
Wife: HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY PER BEER?
Husband: $5.00 WHICH INCLUDES A TIP (THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SCARY!)
Wife: AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
Husband: ABOUT 20 YEARS, I SUPPOSE.
Wife: SO A BEER COSTS $5 AND YOU HAVE THREE BEERS A DAY WHICH PUTS YOUR SPENDING EACH MONTH AT $450. IN ONE YEAR, IT WOULD BE APPROXIMATELY $5400 CORRECT?
Husband: CORRECT!
Wife: IF IN 1 YEAR YOU SPEND $5400, NOT ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION, THE PAST 20 YEARS PUTS YOUR SPENDING AT $108,000 CORRECT?
Husband: CORRECT!
Wife: DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DIDN'T DRINK SO MUCH BEER, THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN A STEP-UP INTEREST SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR COMPOUND INTEREST FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, YOU COULD HAVE NOW BOUGHT AN AIRPLANE?
Husband: DO YOU DRINK BEER?
Wife: NO.
Husband: WHERE'S YOUR AIRPLANE?
Husband: YES
Wife: HOW MANY BEERS A DAY?
Husband: USUALLY ABOUT THREE.
Wife: HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY PER BEER?
Husband: $5.00 WHICH INCLUDES A TIP (THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SCARY!)
Wife: AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
Husband: ABOUT 20 YEARS, I SUPPOSE.
Wife: SO A BEER COSTS $5 AND YOU HAVE THREE BEERS A DAY WHICH PUTS YOUR SPENDING EACH MONTH AT $450. IN ONE YEAR, IT WOULD BE APPROXIMATELY $5400 CORRECT?
Husband: CORRECT!
Wife: IF IN 1 YEAR YOU SPEND $5400, NOT ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION, THE PAST 20 YEARS PUTS YOUR SPENDING AT $108,000 CORRECT?
Husband: CORRECT!
Wife: DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DIDN'T DRINK SO MUCH BEER, THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN A STEP-UP INTEREST SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR COMPOUND INTEREST FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, YOU COULD HAVE NOW BOUGHT AN AIRPLANE?
Husband: DO YOU DRINK BEER?
Wife: NO.
Husband: WHERE'S YOUR AIRPLANE?
JimK
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
I have stood on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. On the same trip, I "moved west down Ventura Boulevard" (Tom Petty).
TonyUK
TVWBB Guru
Darryl - swazies
TVWBB Diamond Member
I believe you may be thinking of Glenn Frey and the Eagles.....
It's a girl my lord in a flat bed ford slowin down to take a look at me........Ventura boulevard is Tom for sure though.
TonyUK
TVWBB Guru
Is she the lover that won't blow your cover?
Just noticed the eagle perched on the top-left window ledge.
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DanHoo
TVWBB Olympian
edit:
The link I posted is flagged by some security software as a Phishing site. I've removed it out of caution.
here's a wikipedia page instead:
en.wikipedia.org
The link I posted is flagged by some security software as a Phishing site. I've removed it out of caution.
here's a wikipedia page instead:
Standin' on the Corner Park - Wikipedia
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JimK
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Correct. Sorry, should've specified Eagles on the first part.
Darryl - swazies
TVWBB Diamond Member
Many things in this pic detail the lyrics of Take it Easy by the Eagles.......
" Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.....she's so hard to find " seems to be the only thing to fit the people upstairs in the window.