The Humor Thread


 
Chris Allingham said:
Boy, you guys post so many negative memes about wives. I must have really lucked out, I’ve got a great one and it would never cross my mind to post “humor” like that. I only wish our female members would post as many critical memes about their husbands to keep things fair and balanced around here.
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Maybe it is the site demographics that there are more men here than women.

That said, ...


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1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its' diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananasecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = knotfurlong

7. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

8. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

9. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

10. 2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

11. 52 cards = 1 decacards

12. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

13. 10 rations = 1 decoration

14. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
 
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