The Humor Thread


 
Bob Correll said:
Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. She sprayed everything, unpacked and repacked the cupboards and pantry, wiped everything, vacuumed, disinfected and cleaned thoroughly.
Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
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Oh, dear gawd.... if I did something like that to my girlfriend *AND* she found it it was me, I can just about guarantee that I'd have a very long hospital stay. Cutting a long story short, when she moved to the Chicago area in 1995, she/we chose a bit poorly, and her apartment turned out to be a roach motel. She spent 1 night there, moved all of her stuff into a locker, bug bombed everything for 2 weeks, and ended up moving into the same apartment complex that I was in (rather more expensive than she was hoping.)

To add insult to injury, a few years later, she had an allergy test done. Yup, she tested positive for a cockroach allergy. I bought her a cockroach hand puppet at a sci-fi convention, and gave it to her on Valentine's Day. :D She still has it.
 
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FOOD for Thought:

It's not the minutes you spend at the table that make you fat....it's the seconds!!!!

Leftovers-not enough to save and a little too much to dump;
nothing to do but eat it,
and that's what makes the housewife plump!

Source: Taste of Home mag. 10/93
 
Joan said:
FOOD for Thought:

It's not the minutes you spend at the table that make you fat....it's the seconds!!!!

Leftovers-not enough to save and a little too much to dump;
nothing to do but eat it,
and that's what makes the housewife plump!

Source: Taste of Home mag. 10/93
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Now that’s sage advice, and it’s not just a housewife, it’s ME!
 
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