The Humor Thread

[BLever]

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[Phil Perrin]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Phil Perrin]

This is how my dachshunds see themselves!

 

[TonyUK]

 

[Mark Silver]

This is how my dachshunds see themselves!
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[TonyUK]

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Esse Est Deus.

 

[Ed P]

 

[Phil Perrin]

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That pic is how my 2 doxies see themselves!

 

[LMichaels]

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The other thing that makes me bonkers, is radio commercials with sirens in them. And then having them play while your driving. That should be illegal

 

[BFletcher]

The other thing that makes me bonkers, is radio commercials with sirens in them. And then having them play while your driving. That should be illegal

Does your Wife keep you on a leash?

 

[LMichaels]

Does your Wife keep you on a leash?

Who told you?

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

If my wife didn’t hold the other end of the leash, my Amazon impact would be astronomical !

 

[DanHoo]

I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beers out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 

[Tim Campbell]

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That is pure genius.

 

[Tim Campbell]

I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beers out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

And if anyone finds a 3 foot bong on the roadside, please contact Dan.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beers out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Never in a million years would I do that! If you are badly colorblind, just stop and we can have cocktails and wait until morning, bleary, bloodshot eyes will be clear and, we can have breakfast!

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Phil Perrin]