The Humor Thread

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Geez, the electric puns have splintered.

Wood have bet no one saw this coming.

Just plane sappy! I’m steaming round the bend on this one!

 

[TonyUK]

^^^
Treemendous! You're a barrel of laughs.

 

[timothy]

Look at it this way, the car will never get lost because it will always follow the grain.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

^^^
Treemendous! You're a barrel of laughs.

You’re pining for another joke or should I say “Oak”?
I’m going to get sycamore of this cord, or is that knot enough?

 

[TonyUK]

I'm elmost done with this thread, it's becoming deja-yew, although it's proving very poplar.
I may bough out for a while, and leaf it to others.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

I'm elmost done with this thread, it's becoming deja-yew, although it's proving very poplar.
I may bough out for a while, and leaf it to others.

Should we get back to the root of this? We seem to have branched out through a pool of sap.

 

[LMichaels]

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Actually doesn't look half bad this way. Still ugly but not as fugly

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Actually doesn't look half bad this way. Still ugly but not as fugly

I’m not sure I agree Larry, that’s still pretty fugly!

 

[LMichaels]

I’m not sure I agree Larry, that’s still pretty fugly!

Well, at least it's not so ugly I would not even want to be seen dead in it. I could actually tolerate being seen as a passenger

 

[Doug D]

 

[TonyUK]

 

[LMichaels]

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That photo could be my late father in law. Whenever we'd be out running around little ones would stop in their tracks, stare, and blurt out "you're you're". And he'd play right along going "shhh don't tell anyone". We used to get a laugh from it.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

I saw Santa down at the hospital, he was driving through in a BIG van looking for a parking place!

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Mark Silver]

I saw Santa down at the hospital, he was driving through in a BIG van looking for a parking place!

I saw him on my cruise a couple weeks ago, likely resting up before Christmas.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[BFletcher]