The Humor Thread
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Mark Silver
TVWBB Wizard
Bob Erdman
TVWBB All-Star
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
DanHoo
TVWBB Olympian
In the fleshy part of the brain
Mark Silver
TVWBB Wizard
Bob Erdman
TVWBB All-Star
PHolder
TVWBB Pro
Pretty much sums up the Middle Tennessee weather
Joe Anshien
TVWBB Platinum Member
LMichaels
TVWBB 2-Star Olympian
That's it for you mister. Banned for life
Tim Campbell
TVWBB Emerald Member
Two skunks, In and Out, ask mom if they can go play outside. "Sure," she says. "But be sure you're home on-time for dinner."
The boys gambol their way outside and head for the deeper woods.
Hours later, at dinner time, Out returns home alone. Mom exclaims, "Where is your brother?!"
Out replies, "Mom, I dunno. We were playing, then we got separated. That was hours ago."
Mom replies, "Well, mister, you get your little skunk butt out there and FIND YOUR BROTHER!"
Shaken, with grumbling tummy, Out complies and heads out alone to find his brother in the deep woods.
An hour passes. Two. Four hours later, amazingly, the brothers return home, greeted by Mom.
"OUT!" she yells. "YOU DID IT!! Tell me, dear son, how did you manage to find In this late, with such little light, in the deep forest?"
"It was easy, Ma. Instincts."
The boys gambol their way outside and head for the deeper woods.
Hours later, at dinner time, Out returns home alone. Mom exclaims, "Where is your brother?!"
Out replies, "Mom, I dunno. We were playing, then we got separated. That was hours ago."
Mom replies, "Well, mister, you get your little skunk butt out there and FIND YOUR BROTHER!"
Shaken, with grumbling tummy, Out complies and heads out alone to find his brother in the deep woods.
An hour passes. Two. Four hours later, amazingly, the brothers return home, greeted by Mom.
"OUT!" she yells. "YOU DID IT!! Tell me, dear son, how did you manage to find In this late, with such little light, in the deep forest?"
"It was easy, Ma. Instincts."
Timothy F. Lewis
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
That’s awful! I love it!
Brock Gingery
TVWBB Super Fan
"Alright.... We'll call it a draw!"