The Humor Thread

[Mark Silver]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Ed P]

A man goes in for his annual check-up.


Doctor: 'I have good news and bad news.'

"Patient: 'OK, first, what's the good news?'

Doctor: 'You have 24 hours to live.'

Patient: 'Just 24 hours to live, that is good news? I can't imagine what the bad news is going to be.'


Doctor: 'I forgot to phone you yesterday.'

 

[John F Ford]

We are not used to this in Alabama.

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Mark Silver]

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You should also ask when company bonuses are paid and when the employee party is scheduled.

 

[JimK]

 

[PHolder]

 

[PHolder]

You should also ask when company bonuses are paid and when the employee party is scheduled.

I used to do this at Walmart

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[JimK]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[TomRc]

$24.95 for for a 14oz candle? You gotta be kidd…oh wait. It’s lighter fluid scented?! I can have that enticing, aphrodisiac aroma without the nastiness it does to my food?! Ok, I’ll take two. Sorry, President Grant. It’s time for you to go….

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

That whiff of benzene from my neighbors grill does bring back memories!