The Humor Thread

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Doug D]

Reminds me of a prank a guy in high school pulled on his younger brother. In the summer, both worked the overnight shift at a 24-hour diner. They could sleep in since no school the next day. One Saturday morning, he woke up first, around noon, and set all the clocks and watches in the house six hours ahead. Then he woke his brother, told him he'd drastically overslept and to hurry up and get ready to go out for the evening. I was at his girlfriend's house when they arrived, and while his brother waited in the car, he clued us in to the prank so we could all play along. The brother never noticed that, even with DST, the sun shouldn't be directly overhead at 6pm.

 

[Joan]

 

[Brock Gingery]

View attachment 85861

Mystery Science Rotisserie.

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Same image as above

husband: “What’s for Dinner?”
Wife: “Roast Beef, potatoes augratin, fresh asparagus and creme brûlée for dessert
Husband:”Wow, sounds great!”
Wife: “Doesnt it? Get your coat!”

 

[Phil Perrin]

FYI, I haven’t seen my shadow today either

 

[Ed P]

FYI, I haven’t seen my shadow today either

So you calling for 6 more weeks of winter?