The Humor Thread

[Timothy F. Lewis]

So you calling for 6 more weeks of winter?

Nah, he just hasn’t been outside.

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[JSaus]

My nephew has 2 tickets for the 2024 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $1,500 for each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at the First Baptist Church, in St. Louis at 3pm. Her name is Judy, she is 5'1, about 110 lbs, she's a good cook too...She'll be the one in the white dress.

 

[DanHoo]

 

[Phil Perrin]

So you calling for 6 more weeks of winter?

Yes, because spring doesn’t start until next month

 

[Phil Perrin]

Nah, he just hasn’t been outside.

I was
I just didn’t look down

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[JSaus]

 

[JimK]

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I did hear on the radio today that his predictions are only about 40% accurate.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Brad Olson]

This morning, I accidentally changed the GPS Voice to 'Male'. Now it just says, "You're right on target and there's also a really good wing joint a couple of blocks down."

FTFY.

 

[DanHoo]

This morning I accidentally changed the voice control on my GMC pickup with auto steer. Now it says hold my beer and watch this.

 

[Brad Olson]

This morning I accidentally changed the voice control on my GMC pickup with auto steer. Now it says hold my beer and watch this.

You picked the Jeff Foxworthy voice, didn't you.

 

[LMichaels]

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Sorry Mark. Saw it elsewhere, laughed and forgot it was here