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A loud, brazen American on vacation visits an Irish pub in Ireland. He immediately announces to the locals, "If anyone can drink ten pints of Guinness consecutively, I'll give them one thousand dollars."

The pub goes silent. After a moment, a man sits up and runs from the pub exclaiming, "I'll be back!"

Fifteen minutes pass. Then, exhausted, the very same man bursts into the pub yelling, "I'll do it!"

He sits down. The bartender pours ten pints of Guinness on the bar, in a line, in front of the local. In no time at all, the man drinks all ten Guinness without a hitch. Nothing at all would indicate that he was even slightly impaired, much less put-off by the ordeal.

The crowd erupts. The American promptly hands over the money, and says to the man, "That was incredible, but tell me: Why did you bolt so suddenly from the pub?"

The local replies, "It was nothing. I just had to go to another pub to see if I could actually do it."
 
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