The Humor Thread
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Anthony Spitzer
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The Preservation of Man
The horse and mule live thirty years,
And nothing know of wines and beers.
The goat and sheep at twenty die
With never a taste of scotch or rye.
The cow drinks water by the ton
And at 18 is mostly done.
The dog at 16 cashes in
Without the aid of rum or gin.
The cat in milk and water soaks
And then in 12 short years it croaks.
The modest, sober, bone dry hen
Lays eggs for nogs, then dies at 10.
All animals are strictly dry
They sinless live and swiftly die.
But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men
Survive for three score years and ten
And some of us, the mighty few,
Stay pickled till we’re 92.
This came with compliments of Waltzing Matilda Inn in Dowloon in the early 60’s.
The horse and mule live thirty years,
And nothing know of wines and beers.
The goat and sheep at twenty die
With never a taste of scotch or rye.
The cow drinks water by the ton
And at 18 is mostly done.
The dog at 16 cashes in
Without the aid of rum or gin.
The cat in milk and water soaks
And then in 12 short years it croaks.
The modest, sober, bone dry hen
Lays eggs for nogs, then dies at 10.
All animals are strictly dry
They sinless live and swiftly die.
But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men
Survive for three score years and ten
And some of us, the mighty few,
Stay pickled till we’re 92.
This came with compliments of Waltzing Matilda Inn in Dowloon in the early 60’s.
Fred Strickland
TVWBB Member
Bill F in Ontario
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Rich Dahl
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Ha! I went from a 12 to a 14.I can't even say that. Feet have gone from 10 to 12. Older and fatter I get the bigger they get
Bob Erdman
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LMichaels
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Feels Monty Python(ish)
Timothy F. Lewis
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Well, more “English major” maybe.
My parents were teachers and they would have loved that!
My parents were teachers and they would have loved that!
Tim Campbell
TVWBB Guru
That actually made me laugh out loud.
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
LMichaels
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
The ones I hid under as a kid were REALLY old school. Still had ink wells in them and partly made of cast iron
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
Timothy F. Lewis
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Fill the bottom with ice…cold smoker!
JSaus
TVWBB All-Star
That made you even safer. We also lined up in the halls with our face to the walls. It was a welcome break from class.