The Humor Thread


 
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Great movie, never miss it when it shows on tv. Kids thought it was so so. Grand kids just shake their heads and mutter something like papas loosing it.
My daughter went to see the play, Sir Spamalot. She texted me "this is hilarious". Alright you're watching the movie. She too thought the movie was so so.
 

Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?

I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.

Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.

Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.

So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom “the John" and renamed it “the Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.
 

 

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