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A Blonde Lady failed the written Driving Test 4 times.
At the Fifth attempt, she was determined to pass:
But the test had the same question. "You are driving at 100 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road you see an Old Man and a Young Man. What will you hit?
The Woman walked up to the Examiner and said. "I've answered this question all four ways, Wall, Cliff's, Old Man and Young Man, yet I failed all Four times. How is this possible?
What am I supposed to hit?"
The Examiner replied. "The Brakes!"
 
A grandfather is talking to his grandchildren.

He says, "Back in my day you could walk into a store with two dollars in your pocket and walk out with a dozen eggs, a pound of bacon, six potatoes, and two onions, and a bag of flour.

But nowadays there's too many damn cameras."
 
I honestly don't know what my last 2 posts were. Suddenly they're simply long strings of code. I know they were pictures but don't know why they turned into "code"
 
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