The Humor Thread
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Darren Lebner
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This is Monty Python level stuff!
Timothy F. Lewis
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Nice boat!
Bob Bailey
TVWBB Guru
Reminds me of one of my favorite tees.
Gotta dig through my dresser and make sure Miriam didn't toss it.
Mark Silver
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Reminds me of one of my favorite tees.
Gotta dig through my dresser and make sure Miriam didn't toss it.
Erik Tracy
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Joe Anshien
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Daryl S
TVWBB Super Fan
A Blonde Lady failed the written Driving Test 4 times.
At the Fifth attempt, she was determined to pass:
But the test had the same question. "You are driving at 100 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road you see an Old Man and a Young Man. What will you hit?
The Woman walked up to the Examiner and said. "I've answered this question all four ways, Wall, Cliff's, Old Man and Young Man, yet I failed all Four times. How is this possible?
What am I supposed to hit?"
The Examiner replied. "The Brakes!"
At the Fifth attempt, she was determined to pass:
But the test had the same question. "You are driving at 100 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road you see an Old Man and a Young Man. What will you hit?
The Woman walked up to the Examiner and said. "I've answered this question all four ways, Wall, Cliff's, Old Man and Young Man, yet I failed all Four times. How is this possible?
What am I supposed to hit?"
The Examiner replied. "The Brakes!"
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
I saw a license plate frame yesterday that I think I'm going to have to get
It said, "Dysfunctional Veteran, Go Away"
Tim Campbell
TVWBB Guru
A grandfather is talking to his grandchildren.
He says, "Back in my day you could walk into a store with two dollars in your pocket and walk out with a dozen eggs, a pound of bacon, six potatoes, and two onions, and a bag of flour.
But nowadays there's too many damn cameras."
He says, "Back in my day you could walk into a store with two dollars in your pocket and walk out with a dozen eggs, a pound of bacon, six potatoes, and two onions, and a bag of flour.
But nowadays there's too many damn cameras."
Darren Lebner
TVWBB All-Star
... when suddenly, Ed's mudder came in, and the horsing around came to an immediate finish.
Darren Lebner
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