The Humor Thread

[Rusty James]

 

[Brad Olson]

That's along the same lines of the SNL skit (I think it was with Dan Akroyd) who was the salesman for the furniture super store "Sofa King."

"Our couches are Sofa King comfortable."
"Our couches are Sofa King soft."
etc...

On edit:
OK, not Dan... found the clip:

Watch Saturday Night Live Clip: April 14 - Shia LeBeouf - NBC.com

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A skit where "2 Wild and Crazy Guys" worked at Sofa King would've probably been pretty good...

 

[Brad Olson]

Unfortunately those masks won't last long at all.

 

[BFletcher]

Posted against the better judgement of my buddy Chucky

 

[Brad Olson]

That wedding photo of you and Mrs. F would really add to the context.

 

[BFletcher]

That wedding photo of you and Mrs. F would really add to the context.

You, my friend, have a photographic memory; when passing-through Eaton we need to enjoy some grub together.

 

[Brian_D]

 

[Frank in Colorado]

There is nothing like the look on a kids face at Halloween when he bites into a caramel covered onion!

 

[Brad Olson]

There is nothing like the look on a kids face at Halloween when he bites into a caramel covered onion!

The younger daughter works in the kitchen of a local restaurant, and like all decent Wisconsin restaurants they have fried cheese curds on the menu. A few years ago we were there for dinner and I ordered curds, and she snuck in a battered and fried garlic clove. It was...interesting.

 

[Brad Olson]

You, my friend, have a photographic memory; when passing-through Eaton we need to enjoy some grub together.

Absolutely! Hopefully some degree of normalcy will return by next August and I can once again visit The Buckeye State.

 

[BFletcher]

 

[Rusty James]

It says the color of what is left LOL

A quick check of their comb should tell.

 

[Bob Correll]

 

[Phil Perrin]

A guy walks into a bar in New Orleans and asks the bartender for a Corona and 2 hurricanes.
The bartender says, "Okay, that'll be $20.20."

 

[BFletcher]

 

[JKalchik]

Guilty as charged......

 

[Rusty James]

The North Korean conflict summarized...

 

[Rich Dahl]

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

 

[Brian_D]

Men's & women's brains:

 

[Bob Correll]

A grasshopper hopped into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper said, "Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"