The Humor Thread

[Darren Lebner]

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Sorry, I wouldn't know.

 

[Brock Gingery]

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Hey now.... we aren't supposed to talk politics or politicians on this bulletin board.

 

[Brock Gingery]

Learning some new things about ancient history today. Apparently in ancient Egypt the ability to pass gas in weird ways was a respected skill.

It was so respected that one of their rulers was named Toot Uncommon.

 

[Darren Lebner]

Learning some new things about ancient history today. Apparently in ancient Egypt the ability to pass gas in weird ways was a respected skill.

It was so respected that one of their rulers was named Toot Uncommon.

Was he the one married to Nefarteary?

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

But, neither were on the “Gaspé” peninsula were they?
Something smells just a bit right here.

 

[Mark Silver]

These are funny. Conflatulations!

 

[Brock Gingery]

These are funny. Conflatulations!

I know what I started. It's just like the chuck wagon scene in Blazing Saddles. Once the first one flies everyone joins in.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Well, we are all just “gassing off” here anyway

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Rich Dahl]

I got a new stick deodorant and the instructions said remove top and push up bottom, well know I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells wonderful.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

I don’t tend to have an issue with spinach (teen or not) but, sweet potatoes and Brussels sprouts in roasted combination? My wife made me stay in the garage last week and it’s REALLY cold out there!

 

[LMichaels]

 

[JSaus]

On the subject of farts - one last item;
they've got to come out, so why fight'em?
You can blast them out loudly,
and boast of them proudly,
or if you're so inclined, you can light'em!

 

[Richard in NS]

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All I can say is, I ain’t buying Grandpa spinach!

 

[Rusty James]

 

[DanHoo]

 

[Darren Lebner]

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Need good Photoshopper to insert Chuck.

 

[DanHoo]

Need good Photoshopper to insert Chuck.

 

[Brock Gingery]

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Might be a little more accurate for how most nuns look.

 

[DanHoo]