The Humor Thread


 
I just turned 73 and I see five different doctors and what drives me nuts is one tells me to drink more water the next says cut back on your fluids another one says drink tea (I hate tea). Then I get do you drink alcohol? I say yes. "well how much do drink" My response now is
"just enough to keep reality at bay." and my response to " do you smoke?" and I say "only if I get too close to the grill"
 

 

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